Family Pictures!

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 08/28/2016 at 15:09 • Filed to: KonaandtheSlowrunner

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Unless you include the rusty Ram and the ratty Vibe(literally), then family pictures minus two.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/28/2016 at 15:19

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Honest question: how useful is the hatch of that Fiesta. Bigger than it looks, or miniature poodle status?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2016 at 15:23

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Not huge, but the hatch itself is the limiting factor. I’ve moved several medium boxes, an unbroken down coffee table, and a 43" TV in it on seperate occasions. Someone has transported a whole engine in the back of one, a 351 if I remember correctly.

PS9 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/28/2016 at 15:27

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Ahhh, finally time for some- what? Fiesta what are you doing here!?

I can go off-road, too!

Like, in the grass, maybe. But this is a serious trail meant for-

I’m serious! I got awesome wheels and a front splitter! Tell me you know a hot hatch more serious than me!

Well, no I don’t because I don’t know any other hot hatches-

See!?

But-

Nope! You already agreed, you can’t take it back!

Listen. This is an off-road trail meant for off road vehicles. You can’t-

But I’m off the road already!

No! I mean, yes but-

You just don’t have any faith in me. I’ll show you! *hits rev limiter*

Don’t do it! You’ll seriously hurt yourself!

Nuts to all that! Here I gooooooooooo *crash*

*Sigh*...I’ll get the winch. Again.

E90M3 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/28/2016 at 15:29

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Gotta love family pictures. Mine and my dads.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PS9 08/28/2016 at 15:32

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I loved the Fiesta wheels, until I noticed the lugs don’t line up and are completely unsymmetrical.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > E90M3 08/28/2016 at 15:34

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Awesome. I want to eventually add a BMW to the stable. Some day.

E90M3 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/28/2016 at 16:41

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It took me a while to convince him to get one.

HolmerS > E90M3 08/28/2016 at 20:28

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I used to have a whole family of machines. Wash day was a bitch then.